Well jokes

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Are you peeling well?

Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽