New Well Jokes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"

I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike

What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism

Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.

Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face

Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife

You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

what did the kid said to the orphan well i at least i have parents

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

"UR Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry. But ur not.

Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers

well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire