Weather

Weather Jokes

Ice

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Self Harm

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

Bee

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Ear

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

Umbrella

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Eye

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms, and needles.