Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.