dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
song by john rizk
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
When you wear a big hat and your but starts to splat diarrhea
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Why does batman only wear Black Because he's Emo
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
