What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
