Why donโt witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house, atleat then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious
My friendโs neighborโs house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasnโt wearing a seat belt
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Doraโs clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
Do you want to wear my sombrero...
Or is that nacho style
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
what did the tissue wear?
a shoo
