water's jokes
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Memes
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
"Among Us" tea water.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"