water's jokes
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Is water wet?
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Water?