water's jokes
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.