Oz. jokes

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?