Oz. jokes

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.