What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
