Oz. jokes
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
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Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
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Community
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
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