Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Waste Jokes
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
