What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
Copyright: Cade
