Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”
You’re at home alone, sitting in the dark with the TV on. The TV starts to float in the air, what do you say?
Put it down ni**er
Whats the difference between an Al Queda Base and a Pakastani School
“I don’t know man l, i just gly the drones”
How old r u…? I don’t give a shit stfu and get in ma van. “ NO NO NO” I’ll give u some candy.” Oh ok🤩” is crummy bears alright??