What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors....
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
