Racialism

Racialism Jokes

Midget

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

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  • Number

    So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

    Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

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  • Laundry

    Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

    He won't separate the whites from the colors...

    Asian

    Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

    Two wongs don't make a white.

    Cat

    How many cats are in the human body?

    None, unless you're Asian.

    Hiroshima

    Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

    Person 2: "In Japan."

    Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

    Slur

    A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

    Asia

    God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

    Soldier

    A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

    He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

    The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

    Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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  • Law

    What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

    "That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."