What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"