Racialism jokes
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.