So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
What is a Mexicans favourite sport
Cross country
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."