Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”
Whats the difference between an Al Queda Base and a Pakastani School
“I don’t know man l, i just gly the drones”
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.