What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
