What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won’t separate the whites from the colors…

Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”

Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 “No wonder! That’s why they never saw it coming.”

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!

What’s black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??

A: On the border

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

Why can’t two Asians have a white baby?

Two wongs don’t make a white.

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

What’s black, white, and red all over? The inter-racial abortion.