Want jokes
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.