What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
poop and balls through the walls
Dude- Hey dude guess who I am Viewers- Dora Trump- No I am President Trump Viewers- Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack Trump- today we are going to build a wall Viewers- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
He went to far away from the wall and he got unplugged.
The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline
How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
what did the wall say to the wall met you at the cornuer
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
