Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk? Alps clear the mind! Haha
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
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one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
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Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
Have you ever walked into Steven Hawkins house. No? Neat her did he
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I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
What runs but does not walk. It's water
