Walk jokes
What time do dogs đ get a walk done â ?
Time to walk with your dog đ¶!
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Donât worry, he didnât either.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I donât mind.
Memes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely canât look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, âI shaved down there; you know what that means.â
The husband responds, âYeah, the drain is clogged.â
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"