Walk jokes

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...

"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!