Vs jokes
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.