Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What is the American virus? diabetes.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
What if your Corona Test is neutral?
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
