I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.