how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Here is a joke: Rape.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
