Video Game jokes
Creeper?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
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Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."