Video Game jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Memes
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.