Video Game jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Creeper?
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Memes
Figures
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."