Video Game jokes
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Creeper?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck