Video Game jokes
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Fortnite
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.