Video Game jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Creeper?
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.