How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
