Creeper?
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
