Video Game jokes

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

Sans Undertale.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.