Video Game jokes
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.