Video Game jokes

An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.

No scope, bitch!

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Doom is eternal.

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

Creeper?

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Why can’t an orphan play online games?

They don’t have their parents' input.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!