Video Game jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Pacman
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"