Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.