Video Game jokes
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Memes
what the world is wrong with steve
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.