Video Game jokes
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.