Video Game jokes
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Memes
Figures
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.