Video Game jokes
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.