Video Game jokes
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.