Video Game jokes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Sus
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.