Video Game jokes

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

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Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Gaming, uh?