Video Game jokes

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.