Video Game jokes

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."