Video Game

Video Game jokes

Queen

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Fortnite

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Guy

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Mario

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Funeral

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Escape

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.