What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
