Video Game Jokes

What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

What did the racist cod player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player

whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it

why are orphans sad when playing roblox?

there isnt any parents on roblox

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!

my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it

why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen

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Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!