Video Game jokes

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!