What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
