Video Game jokes

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀