Video Game jokes

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.