Video Game jokes
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.