My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
