Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!