"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
