What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
