Video Game

Video Game Jokes

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "πŸ‘Œβ˜Όβš ✌☼☜ βœ‘βšπŸ•† πŸ’§β˜œβ˜Όβœ‹βšπŸ•†πŸ’§ β˜Όβœ‹β˜β˜Ÿβ„ β˜ βšπŸ•ˆβœ"

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, β€œShow me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest β€œForgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

It’s like Sonic always says, β€œIf you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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