Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Bro why does Ohio look like fallout 4