Video Game jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
GTA 6
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!