Video Game jokes
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I miss my wife, Tails.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Pokemon
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.