My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Video Game Jokes
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Gaming, uh?
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
