Video Game jokes
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I miss my wife, Tails.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Pokemon
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣