Video Game jokes

Pokemon

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

Gaming, uh?

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach