Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
dont bully
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Stroke victims are my heroes. My favorite is LOUIS CK.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
