What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
who is the coolest vegetable rad-ish of course
knock knock lettuce in
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Pickle carrots
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
What do you call a eatable door
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
