Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

Vegetarian

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

Onion

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

People

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Cucumber

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

Wheelchair

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Wife

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

Tool

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Song

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Baby

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.