Vegetable jokes
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Pickled carrots.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.