Vegetable jokes
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Pickled carrots.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Spinach
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!