I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
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what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato