whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Mushroom?
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
