Usualness Jokes

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

this site is still trash as usual

A drawing of two catgirls standing closely together. The catgirl in the front is facing toward the viewer with a questioning expression. She has pink hair, pink eyes and is wearing a bikini top and black armbands. The second catgirl in the back is turned away from the viewer. She has pink hair, and is wearing a bikini bottom and high black boots. Both girls have cat ears and a tail. One has a question mark over her head, the other a speech bubble and an arrow pointing at her butt.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.