Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
When I get naked in the bathroom... The shower usually gets turned on!
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
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I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
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I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
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I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
