Usualness memes
this site is still trash as usual
Wouldnโt the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
Jokes
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.






