"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What should orphans do when there parents aren’t there the usual
