I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing? Except at a funeral.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
