I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What should orphans do when there parents aren’t there the usual
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing? Except at a funeral.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
