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Difference

    • What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

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    • Use memes

    Trash

    • I remember you. You used to be an ash.

    I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

    Dog

    • My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

    Mirror

    • At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

    I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

    Sister

    • This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

    Difference

    • What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

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