Use Jokes

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

i dont struggle with depression, im used to it

What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

You use your legs as support you count on your fingers

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅

Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.