Methane jokes

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.