Methane jokes

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.