Methane jokes
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.