Ur jokes
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Memes
ur a wizard harry
Ur dad is mad.
You're a bish, and you are too!
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
You're an orphan.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵