Ur dad is mad.
Ur Jokes
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You're an orphan.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
