Ur jokes
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
ur a wizard harry
Ur dad is mad.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You're an orphan.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.