Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. ðŸ˜
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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You're tiny!
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
