ur mom
kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
what did I say to my friend job ur new name is jojo Siwa
what did I say to my friend job ur new name is jojo Siva
submit a joke :-) ur love life
oof ur gay
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
ur mum geiy 69 dinner42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch
ur life
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
ur mum homo
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP its rude and not even funny. GET UR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF UR GONNA BE RUDE!
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
