Ur jokes
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Your nan's gay.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm