Ur jokes

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

What kind of tree fits in your hands?

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Ur dad is mad.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

You're an orphan.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.