Ur jokes

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

You're homeless, you orphan!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

What kind of tree fits in your hands?

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

Ur dad is mad.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

You're tiny!

You're a bish, and you are too!

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

You're an orphan.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!