Ur jokes
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Memes
Ur dad is mad.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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