Ur jokes
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Memes
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your mom gay.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD