Ur jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your mom gay.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.