Ur jokes

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Your mom gay.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.