Ur jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
You are emo.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.