Ur jokes
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your mom gay.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.