"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your mom gay.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
