Ur jokes

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Your mom gay.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.