Ur Jokes

Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶

I think ur hairline might have the hiccups

Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode

me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO

Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage

I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.