Ur jokes
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Ur dad is mad.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Ur dick.
Oof, you're gay!
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Ur mom is emo.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.