Ur jokes
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Your life.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
You're gay, lol.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Oof, you're gay!
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
More like your anus.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!