Ur jokes

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: .....it...

Friend: No

Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

Friend: Why are you like this?

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

You and your mom.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

You're gay, lol.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Talk to me if you're online.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"