Ur jokes

Queef

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What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

Drink

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Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

Drama

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Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

Rape

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"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."

Decapitation

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If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

Momma

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Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Forehead

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I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Gun

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Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Orphan

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If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Orphan

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Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"