Ur Jokes

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

You and your mom.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

You're gay, lol.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Talk to me if you're online.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭