Ur jokes

Like this joke. Ur mom.

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."

You and your mom.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

You're gay, lol.

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Talk to me if you're online.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!