Ur jokes

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

You're adopted.

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

AOT > ur fav anime.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.