Ur jokes
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You are emo.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."