there are millions of people in the world yet you are here
The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
uranus is pranouced ur anus
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing
ur emo
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I wasn't looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me
i have the funniest joke ever here it is... ur face
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
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ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
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tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
