Ur jokes

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

You are emo.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

You're adopted.

AOT > ur fav anime.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.