Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
AOT > ur fav anime.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
