Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ur Jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
You are emo.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
AOT > ur fav anime.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
