Ur jokes
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
SHrek
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!