Ur jokes

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

You are emo.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

AOT > ur fav anime.

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

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I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂