Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
ur face
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What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.
Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: because ur name is in seeker
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
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Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
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ur mum
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If tim goes to heavan and tom goes to hell, where does tam go? up ur ass
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