Ur jokes

Insult

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Apology

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Sis

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Memes

Child

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Mountain

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Fat

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Syndrome

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Liverpool

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Mom

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Mom

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Line

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*