Ur jokes

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Ur face.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Your mother.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)