Ur jokes

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

Ur face.

Your mother.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Ur mom gay.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.