Ur jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Ur face.

Your mother.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Ur mom gay.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.