Ur jokes

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Ur face.

Your mother.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.