Ur jokes
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.