Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says "A beer please! and one for the road!"
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
