I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
We can't go under it... We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
