Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
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What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
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A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
I troll under different usernames, I'm abit all over the place mentally.
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
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