Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Mole
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say itβs their harsh, economic expansion thatβs unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
