Ugliness jokes

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Comment if I'm ugly.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Y'all is ugly!