YALL IS UGLY
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
comment if im ugly
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
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Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
