Ugliness jokes
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
ugly rat
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.