Ugliness jokes

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Comment if I'm ugly.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Y'all is ugly!

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.