Ugliness Jokes

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly” You say back... “Nice I was trying to look like you”

2. You so dum I suprise you even made it to kindergarten

3. The ugly vouls A, E, I, O, and YOU

Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

If you looked in the mirror you would see a ugly person witch is you.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she made one direction turn into the other direction!

Yo mama so ugly even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sort standing next to her

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

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What do you want, Severus?
Well, go ahead...
I wanted to say something...
Roses are read, Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
then I saw you...

Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)

Your hairline is so ugly like your mum

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny? because the format of them is ugly.

Dani: whats so funny? Tess: Your face! Cause your ugly! Dani: WHY!!!!!!!!!

Bully:Agh ur ugly, me: said ur mom when u were born

Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror

your so ugly even smara gets jealous

One day their was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that every died. The end!

Yo mama so fricking ugly she made humans to exstinced

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."