1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny? because the format of them is ugly.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
