Ugliness jokes
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.