Ugliness jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.