Ugliness jokes

Comment if I'm ugly.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Y'all is ugly!

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!

2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......

5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.

6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!

7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.