Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

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Wife

    • My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

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    Mama

    • Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

    Therapist

    • I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

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    Bus

    • A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

    Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

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    Skeleton

    • Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Why?

    Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

    Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

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    Girl

    • Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

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