Ugliness jokes
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Stupid cow.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”