Type jokes

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing.

A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking!

Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

What type of apple grows on a tree?

All of them.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.