Type jokes

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

What type of apple grows on a tree?

All of them.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.