Twitter Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Relationship

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

Memes

Heart

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Fear

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Screen time

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Africa

tim

A meme with a sunset background, silhouettes of giraffes and a bare tree. Text at the top says "Did you know?" and text at the bottom says "Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes."

View

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Pilot

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

Memes

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

Boob

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

FBI

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Guy

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

NATO

A screenshot of a tweet from NATO that says "@NATO blocked you. You are blocked from following @NATO and viewing @NATO's Tweets". The text above the screenshot reads "Me, hungover: I don't remember what happened last night. Last night:".

Memes

Florida Man

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Way

Frfr

Dick

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Artist

Meme:

A digital drawing depicts three anime characters in a swimming pool. The text above them reads: "Repost", "Original poster", and "Artist". Below the artist, there is additional text: "please follow me on Twitter", and the source at the bottom right: @hi7_.3loh.

Alpha male

A screenshot shows a tweet from Nick Adams (Alpha...). The tweet reads: "Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males because iron sharpens iron." Below, a reply tweet from Pirate @OaktownPirate shows a detailed black and white illustration of two muscular men in leather jackets and caps embracing face to face, their bodies pressed together.

Shit

A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM

5/21/19

Twitter for iPhone'.

People

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Community

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ModerationKilledWJE

The truth is Matt is trying to make his site more like Reddit or Twitter or some other shitty social media site like that in order to make it successful but it will ruin it far worse than before

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Hey guys since it seems like this site is going down, anyone who actually wants to be my friend or just talk can meet me at twitter at “Sooploosh MacSchnibble” or on discord at “ sooplooshmacschnibble” :3

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